Steroids
Weight Gain

Dear Steroid Friend

Note: This is a fictitious guide to obtaining black market supplements. Brought to you by a steroid dealer by the name of Andy Beck.

Dear Steroid Friend,

My name is Andy Beck, and in the early to mid 80’s I was one of the “Big 6”. I was part of a nationwide syndicate of the biggest steroid dealers who controlled the black market. Chances are, if you took steroids, or know anyone who took steroids back then … it was supplied, somewhere down the line, by one of the “Big 6”.

However, this didn’t exactly please the government, so they sent most of us, including me, to prison. I spent 2 years at the federal prison camp in Stafford, Arizona.

Anyway, during my career as a steroid dealer I had to become a steroid smuggler as well. (There is a difference). Smuggling means to import something illegally into a country, dealing is just “selling”.

Since I did both, I was violating the shit out of about 20 different federal laws … all in the name of making money and at the same time, helping bodybuilders, professional athletes and guys like you get HUGE!

But those were the good ol’ days! Heck, before the big crackdown! I sold Deca for $2.65 a vial … millions of them!

But now it’s different, way different! No longer can you find “cooperative” local pharmacists or drug company executives who are willing to divert stuff out the back door. Now the DEA keeps a close eye on suspicious transactions!

But, good news the U.S. “steroid government” has no control over the foreign pharmacies, and that’s where this juicy report comes in!

Boost Testosterone Levels with Natural HGH

SteroidsSurely you’ve read most of the steroid books on the market. Like Steroids 101™ and W.A.R. 1996, as well as a few others! If you haven’t, I highly recommend you buy one of them. They’re awesome, I’ve learned a lot from reading them.

But, you know what the big problem is? You can’t ever get any of the “cool drugs” they talk about unless you hop in a plane and fly to Belgium or Italy! Then you gotta smuggle the stuff back home, which is extremely expensive and illegal.

What if you could hop on the phone or the Internet and order whatever you wanted, with or without a prescription, and without forking over 3 grand for round-trip airfare to Europe? You know where this is leading, don’t you … Overseas Pharmacies! But listen, International Pharmacies are different! You see, although you already know other countries have pharmacies that stock steroids… you don’t know how to contact them or what to ask for.

For Example; Do you know what Parabolan is? How about Masteron? Masteron is one of the most potent anabolics ever invented and it can only be found in certain countries. Other foreign drugs like Sustanon 250 (or Sostenon 250), Stenox, Primoteston, and Primobolan Depot, Deca, Growth Hormone, Test Cypionate, Test Enanthate, injectable D-Bol, Clenbuterol, Nolvadex, insulin, Cytomel, Nubain, Lasix, Dyazide, Cyclofenil, Proviron … and tons more are easily available cheaply, given you have the right information!

I’m finally revealing the International Pharmacy Directory that will show, to be very “treasured”. It’s an Insider’s to all the International Pharmacies. This exhaustive directory reveals 100+ choice sources; it’s a virtual road map steroid success. All the information is uncovered, Pharmacy Names, Addresses, Phone Numbers, Everything! Plus, included is a handful of “underground” email addresses that will ship meds overnight. (By the way, European and Mexican steroids, contrary to popular belief, are typically of excellent quality, “very clean”, just like the U.S. stuff!

Sincerely,

Andy “The Smuggler” Beck

Steroid Possession

November 29th 1990, the day we went from being in pursuit of the perfect body to criminals! That was the day former President Bush made steroid possession the same as possessing Cocaine! When was the last time anyone saw Bush try and bench 350 pounds! What does he know about steroids! We weren’t hurting anybody, just trying to get huge!

I have been throwing iron around since before some of you started kindergarten. Back in 1990 I was 35, my first thoughts were they could kiss my ___ (Bush would call that Roid Rage). Then a friend of mine got busted with a 90-day cycle and was accused of trafficking!

At first we thought this was joke, after all it was just a 90-day cycle for personal use. Then he got hit with a big fine and went to jail for putting on some mass! This was no joke! The problem was they looked at it by the same standards of Cocaine possession and the only reason you have that much Cocaine in your possession was for distribution.

He is out now but it all really messed up his life. Let me tell you, do not go there! It should be up to me if I want to do 400 mg of Deca, 500 mg Sustanon & 30 mg Dianabol a week 🙂 but I decided it is not worth going to jail over. So I looked for every angle I could find, tons of protein, different workout attack plans, and extensive supplementation. I tried tons of supplements and precursors but there’s nothing like the real thing!

Let me tell you it’s hell to get old, don’t ever do it! The older I got the harder it was just to keep my gains, much less get more, the truth is I was losing it big time. It was getting to the point where I was ready to plead senility and forget the laws and then a friend told me about a steroid consultant named Steve Ross that guaranteed if I used XtremeNO I would get the results.

My first thought was another rip off Supplement Company but at least this one would give me my money back if it didn’t work. So I tried their XtremeNO. I dropped the fat I was carrying and added 10 lbs of muscle! OK, it was not as strong as the real thing but I was impressed (I do not impress easily)!

A couple of months ago they released the HyperGH 14x, so I tried it. Let me tell you something, this guy “Steve Ross” is a genius! After my first week, I was at the supermarket and jumped on one of those scales by the pharmacy. I thought it was broken, it said I was weighing in at 226lbs. Now I weigh myself every week and I know a week ago I was 220 lbs so when I got home I jumped on the scale. I gained 6 lbs of muscle in a week!

I am now 230 lbs and I am just over 2 weeks into my 4-week cycle. I have found the answer! If an old dog like me can get the gains it will work for anyone! It’s guaranteed or your money back so there is nothing to lose! You can’t get that on the black market, really who knows what you’re shooting into your body.

The bottom line is you want the gains right? If you can get serious guaranteed gains without going to jail or dying we all win. Check it out and thank me later.

Be Relentless!

 

Dear Steroid Friend
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Originally posted 2016-09-19 07:18:47.